Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches
@zonerbonerz i have a gift from one chaotic neutral to another
to clarify: in the span of 1 session (the FIRST session, may I add), Ted managed to do the following
-make 2 negative bonds with his teammates
-make one of the aforementioned teammates set their goal to punching him in the face
-fail a charisma role while trying to seduce the head of a secret organization
-explain away the failed wink as “an eye twitch”, and now winks at me irl whenever that NPC shows up to “keep up the ruse”
-make his other instrument an airhorn
-hide in a dark corner with said airhorn in an attempt to scare someone
-crit fail the role to scare the person, making him blow an airhorn in his face and knocking him prone
also I gave each of my players 1 special object to add to their backstory and Ted’s player gave him a bag of 400 neckties with 1 “very coveted” bowtie and kept asking people to reach into said bag claiming that “if you grab the bowtie, u get a prize”. When asked about the prizes, he refused to elaborate
